Here Are the Highs and Lows of My First Single-Parenting Christmas

Home Alone 3,267 the single parent sequel.

Photo submitted by author, author’s Christmas Yeti is featured.

Hands down, without a doubt, the best part of single-parenting this holiday season has been convincing my kids they don’t need a fucking Christmas Elf on the Shelf at my house.

“Wouldn’t it be cool if the Elf didn’t get to watch over you at mommy’s…